I man Fort Dume Isolation on Battered Hill overlooking Walled In Pond in the Gladgrimshine Realm of Midguard. "The Crystal Castle" glimmers forbiddingly in the distance. Idle, idle idler! Solitude sings as a coy doe prances deep into the forest. Death knocks at the door as I stare at an open field of a thousand smiles...and The Walled In Pond Meadow enchants coos haunts.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Rules of the Walled In Pond Chich
Children and young boys in particular are encouraged to misbehave or be perpetrators of banditisms of all types and brends during ritualique cermoniaenum at the Walled In Pond Chich, from Menace and Havoc class banditisms invovling Dennis prank grenades replete with miniature rainbow spinners to twiddle dim and toodle grim silly goofaw ha ha ya-ma-ha oh-ma-ha o-bam-a-ha revelries. Children unskilled in desecration, pranking, ear tugging pulling flicking fun, micro havocs, mini mayhems, and banditisms in general will be promptly banish-ed from Chich Grounds. Be Huckleberry Peace-Love-Happiness (Hippy) Fir Ornament Genuine, graffiti-glyphiti the ceiling arc firmament and pillars, etch your name in the concrete shroud platform floor, and leave your mark like Wimpy Dark Matter, a child growing amongst the ranks of the Silent Dark Echelon Deathnaught(not)s. The Circle of Huckleberry Kids accepted into the Chich are awarded Cannot-nots and Lame-ers: banditic word conceptic weaponrir toys to prime them for direct industrial Skunk Works neronal-electronical ether linkage to chich argot sacred whisper halls. Little Dreadnaught(not)s soon they shall be.