Peter sits watching TV on his dilapidated fart dust laden turquoise couch. All of the sudden Cartman appears on the screen eating Cheesy Poofs gluttonously moaning like a lesbian porn star reaching orgasm number 1000 of the day. Peter initially squeals hysterically and freaks out covering his mouth with his fat hands as if another Twilight Zone dimension-universe had just opened a worm hole portal in his house or as if The Greys, the alien creature pilots of UFO disks, had high-jacked his satellite television connection on earth and were video taping one of their own kind and broadcasting all over earth for cackles and gew hahs. But Peter quickly calms down as he remembers Cartman had been over to his house to play with poopy doopy Stewie and realized that Cartman just looked different on the screen in his own house which really is a different cartoon dimension. We the viewers, hear the words in the back of Peter's mind, unbeknownst to him, concerning his personal thoughts about the past visit-consortment between the mastermind of the Family Guy Realm: Stewie, and, Cartman: a nihilistic-anarchist "a-thor-it-tie" on a tricycle wearing brandishing fighter pilot shades which should have never been endorsed by the Federal Government nor the Air Force and should provoke massive lawsuits contra the writers of South Park. Peter was drooling over cheesy poof power like Smeagol in Lord of the Rings over Bilbo's ring as he realized the images the TV was playing were live and he had an actual live sneak peak view into the private life of one of the most powerful TV cartoon land zombie mind creating conspirators against mankind that has ever yet existed. And so he sat mentally transfixed gasming, drooling, binging on lust for power.
Anywhat, one of my star flare dash scorpics was hyper-rapid-slowly, like a quicksilver machine slug, maurading hyper-mach-ic-glass-drift-ic-ly onto the scene, and burrowed insidiously into one of the oblivious Cartman's cheesy poofs. Peter watched in silent utter catatonic stark terror horror as Cartman picked up the cheesy poof containing the scorpic - as the scorpic was far too much alien twilight zone dimensional shock for Peter to absorb mega magnitudes more than even Stewie had anticipated - and thus the fear completely and irretrievably consumed him.