Ryan was tired of ravaging his girlfriend during which she always screamed hideously. So then, Ryan, tired of ravaging (cunt) in his mind while leaking-peeing post torpedo launch (orgasm) said to himself: "I need something mellower like smooth tropical fruit something like nu-na na-nu! Yeah blue light lit lime razor mach-ic blaze fighter bomber seamless thin low dim ether haze driftic smile-ic dire core-ic."
Why is a vag called a beaver? =/ Hint: How do beavers make their damns?
Why is a "camel toe" called a "camel toe"? Answer: Cleopatra is from Egypt!!!